Why have none of these tweets I've made gone viral?
I am far from Twitter famous. Right now I’m cranking at 320 followers, which is, in social media terms, #fuckingbad.
I don’t really put myself out there with hashtags, or trying to promote my handle, but you would think that with 320 followers, some tweets might rack up over 10 favorites.
You would be wrong. I am devastatingly unpopular on Twitter, and I’m pretty confused by it. I think I’ve had some fire tweets in the past, so I’ve gathered my favorites from the past year and a half, and I present to you…
Shannon’s best tweets that should have gone viral but why the hell did they not? I don’t know. Why does no one like this?
I mean, those are pretty fire, right? I wouldn’t expect any of them to take off in a major way, but you would think I could hit 10 likes or more with some of these!
If you think you know how I can get more likes, or if you want to tell me that I’m not nearly as funny or charming as I think I am, feel free to!