Why have none of these tweets I've made gone viral?

I am far from Twitter famous. Right now I’m cranking at 320 followers, which is, in social media terms, #fuckingbad.

I don’t really put myself out there with hashtags, or trying to promote my handle, but you would think that with 320 followers, some tweets might rack up over 10 favorites.

You would be wrong. I am devastatingly unpopular on Twitter, and I’m pretty confused by it. I think I’ve had some fire tweets in the past, so I’ve gathered my favorites from the past year and a half, and I present to you…

Shannon’s best tweets that should have gone viral but why the hell did they not? I don’t know. Why does no one like this?

I was in fact, high from an edible. And I actually spent Halloween getting high too. I wasn’t dressed as a neopet.

I was in fact, high from an edible. And I actually spent Halloween getting high too. I wasn’t dressed as a neopet.

I tried to Google this, but as expected, there’s no photos of her eating. I hate her. I love her too, though.

I tried to Google this, but as expected, there’s no photos of her eating. I hate her. I love her too, though.

It worked!

It worked!

Still on my fearful bucket list

Still on my fearful bucket list

Both types of these happen a lot in neighborhoods where Taco Bell exists

Both types of these happen a lot in neighborhoods where Taco Bell exists

I actually got some hate for this tweet but I mean, come on! I got a nose job and tear trough fillers so I would be more pleasant to look at, and I have about 1/70000 of his money! Zuck has money. His face is everywhere. It’s a win-win, in my opinion.

I actually got some hate for this tweet but I mean, come on! I got a nose job and tear trough fillers so I would be more pleasant to look at, and I have about 1/70000 of his money! Zuck has money. His face is everywhere. It’s a win-win, in my opinion.

The  only tim e I would wear crop tops.

The only time I would wear crop tops.

FACTS

FACTS

I complain about having no likes on Twitter, as well as my blog.

I complain about having no likes on Twitter, as well as my blog.

Riley Reid is an awesome person, FACTS.

Riley Reid is an awesome person, FACTS.

Counting down the days until I’m in a studio and can do this whenever.

Counting down the days until I’m in a studio and can do this whenever.

I think INFJ, but I could be convinced otherwise

I think INFJ, but I could be convinced otherwise

I’m a true ambivert so I only trim my pits

I’m a true ambivert so I only trim my pits

This is 100% true, and it was super awkward.

This is 100% true, and it was super awkward.

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I mean, those are pretty fire, right? I wouldn’t expect any of them to take off in a major way, but you would think I could hit 10 likes or more with some of these!

If you think you know how I can get more likes, or if you want to tell me that I’m not nearly as funny or charming as I think I am, feel free to!

Best,
S

MiscShannon McNamara